Survey Results:
Best Dressed: Eric (aka Jia Wei)
Best Drinker: Bruce
Miss Congeniality: Kate
Mr Congeniality: David
Best Shopper: Linda
Best Bullshitter: Bruce
Best Prankster: Sandy
Best Dancer: Emily
Best Singer: Anna
Most Improved Chinese Speakers: Ron and Michelle
Best Eater: Ron
Most Athletic: Anja
Best Sleepers: Anna and Ron
Baldest: Bruce
Baldest Runners-up: David and Paul
Gentlest Critic: David
Most Flexible: Teresa
Most Adventuresome: Anja and Linda
Funniest: Daniel
Hottest: Wen Tao, Chris and Bruce
Vest Organizer: Wen Tao
Most Organized: Wen Tao and Linda
Least Organized; Ron
Fastest Hands: Anja
Took the Most Photos: Sandy
Most Devoted to Tai Chi: Anja
Most Likely to make you Turn Red: Daniel
Most Bubbly: Kate
Most Lost in China: Paul
Cue Card Queen: Kate
Most Improved Chopstick User: Teresa
Most Motherly: Teresa
Most Fatherly: Wen Tao, Chris and Bruce
Heaviest Suitcase: Daniel
Closet Shopper: Ron
Most Accomplished Quitter of Tobacco: Daniel
Emily's Observations: To Eat or Not to Eat?
Visiting another country always involves confronting
difficult decisions about ethics and etiquette.
Living with host families in a culture that is not
your own presents even more of these dilemmas. Here
are some challenging questions group members reported
facing. Some of course are more serious than others.
With our host families:-Do you go to the hole in the ground behind the house
in the middle of the night or use your "chamber pot"?
If you do use your pee bucket, how do you dispose of
it in the morning?
-Do you risk offending your host family by refusing
food and/or alcohol or do you overstuff yourself?
-Do you risk eating foods you might not like or that
might not agree with you in order not to offend them?
-Do you wait until 6pm when the hot water comes on or
do you use the special water heater they are offering
you (when what you really want is a cold shower at
5pm)?
-Do you compliment the wine when they ask you how it
compares to what you drink at home?
-Do you lie to your host family about living with your
boyfriend without being married?
-Do you sit and watch TV with your family or get up
and do your own thing?
-Do you ask political questions even when you can tell
it makes them uncomfortable?
-Do you let the 8 year old in your house beat you at
Chinese Checkers when her father is there pressuring
her to win?
-Do you ask if you can turn on the air conditioner in
your room?
-Do you push yourself to stay up and make conversation
even when you are exhausted?
In general:
-Do you get up early for Tai Chi?
-How do you know when to put toilet paper in the trash
and when to put it in the toilet bowl?
-Do you use the stall with the toilet bowl without
enough room in the stall for your legs or use the
stall with the hole in the ground?
-Do you wear a bike helmet and stand out among the
millions not wearing them?
-Do you go to tea with 4 local women who invite you
(as the only foreigner)?
-Do you let strangers take photos of you with your
camera when they offer?
-Do you give stickers and trinkets to kids in the
street?
-Do you give money to the beggar with one leg
following you around the market on his cart?
-How much do you bargain with the person who makes
less than 1/10 of what you do and you are clearly
wealthy in comparison?
Language as Symbol
Travelers in China today notice a lot of English words
and phrases on signs, t-shirts, and used as
advertising slogans on billboards and tv. Perhaps one
day Ron will show you his fantastic collection of
poorly translated signs from around China. It is an
odd phenomenon. Not in the spirit of mocking, but in
the spirit of wondering about the meaning of language,
I jotted down some of the English words and sayings
members of our group reported finding written on
Chinese t-shirts. (Of course, the Chinese might say
the same about Chinese characters on US t-shirts and
tattooed onto US bodies. They may also say the same
about translations on signs in the US...)
-"Clot Fantasy"
-"Juicy Love Surfers"
-"Sailer" (On the sailor outfit of one of the girls in
Haui Shu Wan)
-"Feelings are Fulfilling"
-"Free Frog"
Quotations
"We have to go back down to hell."
-David, in reference to going to the Walmart
underground at People's Square in Guiyang
"We have a Miao on the bus." -Guixian, local guide
"I could spend all day in the bathroom."
-Miche about the bathroom with mirrors, upholstered
seats, lotion, etc. in the Seaport Restaurant in
Guiyang
"My teeth are swimming." -Cici, young Chinese girl
about being full
"You would have been happy enough to have a girl."
-Professor at Beijing Normal University during our
lecture on Chinese culture
"The Japanese people are not normal." -David's hostess
in Xi'an
"It's like the ER."
-Kate, about the way the carvers rush in with face
masks and duck on platters to serve Peking Duck
"What do they feed the duck?" -us
"You know. Normal duck food."
-Wen tao, our national guide, avoiding any further
questions about Peking Duck
"Chi ba!" -Our host families commanding us to eat
"Did you get enough to eat?"
-Bruce and Wen Tao
"How many cases of food poisoning do you see?"
-Anna, in the nurse's clinic in Huai Shu Wan
"I'm sorry our daily food is not as good as the
restaurant..."
-A paper given to our host families with phrases in
English and Chinese to help us communicate with each
other
"I like to ride horses, chase women and make them
scream." -Daniel, local guide in Beijing
"The largest water show in Asia." -Everyone in Xi'an
"When you have free time..." -Bruce
"So ba! So ba!" -Bruce
"So ba! So ba!" -Eric (Jia Wei) immitating Bruce
"I need a massage." -David and Daniel
"How much did you pay for it?" -anyone after anyone
buys anything
"Oh good. She's got the calculator." -Sandy, while
shopping
"Day 19 I learned to say 'cold water.'" -Paul
"Does anyone know what this is?" -us, around the lunch
and dinner table
"I don't want another fish looking at us." -Teresa
"Have you been to Nantucket?" -Seemingly friendly US
traveler to Chris, wearing a Nantucket t-shirt
"No." -Chris
"Well, I have a house there." -Now seemingly snobby US
traveler to Chris
"It looks like a golf course." -members of our group
about the terraced rice paddies
"Where's the Starbucks?" -David
'Who has sleeping pills?" -members of our group
"What do you want most in life?" -Emily
"I have found it many times in that it has either
disappeared or changed." -David